I had a lot to think about on the 14-hour return flight across the
Pacific Ocean from my tour in Australia and this is the result:
You have all been given new names.
I have decided that if you follow me
on email, twitter, facebook, read my blog, visit my websitem listen to my music, come to my shows, have read my
book or are even remotely interested in what I am doing, then you are potentially
as “off”, strange or weird as I am. Therefore I have decided to dub
you “Aberrations and Quirks”.
Choose your preference. We do not think along the lines of the average sheep. We
will not be herded into flocks and be lead by a shepherd with his clever but unintelligent
sheepdogs.
This is what will be happening from now on:
I will
be giving you the raw uncut of it all. Not that I haven’t before… No,
I am not suddenly becoming all extra serious, but in my material you will detect
a somewhat sharper edge as the blade cuts deeper into your mind to dissect your
thoughts.
I will be keeping closer contact. For those of you on my email list, and yo ass should be on my email list... AHEM! I know I used to send email updates
once a month, but I think it is time for once a week. There is so much going on
and I think you need to be aware of it. If you want up to the minute action find
me on facebook or twitter.
My career has grown and so have I.
It is time for my people to grow with me. I have been across the Atlantic Ocean,
the Pacific Ocean and all across the United States with my music. I have seen a
lot. I have loved and been loved. I have loved and been hated… “So
the fuck what?” You ask… Ok, well… If you thought I was cool…
its about to get a whole lot cooler. Your mind may burst into a whole new realm
of self-understanding that you might not be ready for.
This week and in the upcoming weeks those of you on my email list will receive a series of messages
updating you on transformation processes. Transformation of my website, transformation
of how I connect with you… transformation of your mind. If you are not on my email list, what the hell are you waiting for? For those of you on my email list. Thanks for sticking with me!
This is a members only club. You have the option to be a member…
You are welcome here. There is no charge to ride along… Kick of your shoes
and jump on the sofa with me. If you feel that you don’t belong here…
Please, find the exit promptly…your loss. I am not afraid to be myself…
are you? If you are with me then…
Welcome my Aberrations and Quirks…
Welcome to the Bizarre World of Tah Phrum Duh (MuthaPhukin’)
Bush!
BZZZWRP!
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