Bringing you to Speed From May 6th up till May 12th

Whut the fizzyuuck Y'all!
I'm back in this bizzyatch to give you the rundown on the haps!

I'be been around the North East and I, I, I...
I can't get enough of thys shyt!

May 6th, 2006
Left on the Pittsburg Excursion... Chilled with M'ported flowz and the fam over at his crib after a grueling 6 hour and 45 minute drive. We had the M'Ported Flowz Wings... This dude makes the lip burning-est wings I've had in a loooong time! Thanks to Port, and the wife -n-kidz for the hospitality.
We made moves over to the H-Kahn Hookah Bar where the LOWdown CD release party was gonna jump off. Got up in the spot early... Had the worst tasting, most potent, and least expensive Long Island Iced Tea I've ever had just before I got on stage... Holy shyt... what a buzz! The cats that got on before me were extremely dope! HymnEye got up right before me and tore it down. We did the collabo track that we're all on called "That's how it goes". (peep em on http://beyourselfrecords.com ) The crowd ate it up. I told y'all about these collabos man. I ain't playin! The Burgh definitely has some talent. Sorry that I didn't get to make it out to Button Pusha's event that same night, the Hip-Hop Buffet. If you're ever in Pittsburgh, I suggest you look it up! You won't be sorry.

Talent Alert!
There were a few really dope acts on the bill. Particualrly these cats called Loose Change. Very innovative dudes. I was feelin' their set a whole lot. Peep them out at http://www.loosechangenet.com . They've got a promising sound ans a shit load of charisma. Sixpence get at me man!

The Lowdown CD is dope as was their performance. It's on rotation big time at the crib and in the car. (Peep em at http://slamjamz.com ). Congratz to Tirade and C-Doc the Warhammer on the release... My favorite joint... Lyrical Transportation. I suggest you listen to it. I suggest you buy the CD after you get mine dammit!
Oh yeah.. the CD comes with a DVD and I'm in one of the videos on the DVD!
Ha Ha!!! Get it dammit!

May 10th... The Mini tour excursion begins!
This is the beginning of a May full of travel for me.
Burlington Vermont. I drove out to the BOOOOONDOCKS y'all. Big shout to mapquest for holding a bruh down with directions accurate to the eight of a foot! If you saw all the twists and turns I had to make, you'd be amazed. It's crazy... I never experienced roadrage in NYC and I go out to Burlington Vermont and get cursed out by an angry, crass driver for standing to close to the corner. What the f?
I have never been to a show where people showed up looking like they just finished milking cows. Bonnets and all. Straight Little House on the Prarie!
Once again hosting the show as Ringmaster for Circus of the Shattered Monkey at Club Metronome. I met some kool people. Had the illest pulled pork sandwich downstairs at the spot... Yes Tah indulges in the swine... last time I had your mama pourin' the gravy on it! (That was for all the weed smokers and the religious freaks who sin all week long and go to church on Sunday and the cigarette smokers that eat beef who talk shyt about me eating pork. All others please disregard the last statement). Anyway the bands were tight. Lots of Banjo action. Nice to hear indie music with a different flavor. Met a few cats who made a point to tell me every major street they had set foot on in Brooklyn. Why must people prove to me how "Hip Hop" they are by name dropping and street aknowledgements. I know where I live. I want to hear about where you live. Please y'all I know you're excited about NYC, but I want to know about your hometown. I don't mind it for a couple of minutes, but 30-45 minutes about NYC stuff I already know really bores me when I'm 600 miles away from home! Tell me about your hood dammit!

Had a dope time. Once again... Mapquest came through with the step by step direction from Burlington VT to Adirondack NY....
Why did I go to adirondack? My boy Bishop Blasphemy is on lock for some nonsense. I went to go check him... I drove all the way out there through the mountains only to be told that there is only visiting on the weekends. Maaaaaaaannnn!!!! I couldn't get pissed because the scenery was fantastic on the way there. Upstate NY is beautiful... On the real. People think NY and they think concrete jungle. This was indeed an eye opener for me. Hopefully I'll get to see Bishop another time. It would have been a dope surpise.

Got back on the road and drove allllllll the way to Buffalo NY ( which in on the West side of NY....
7 hours away. Yeah... the shyt I do to entertain muthaphukas The drive wasn't as kool this time. It rained and rained and rained!
I stopped at Denny's to eat like half way through... Hey no racist bullshyt.... Let's hear it for Denny's for stepping up their game after shelling out millions in lawsuit settlements in the 1990s.
Mapquest let me down once I got into Buffalo, but I latched to the street game through Vindigo on my pocket PC and found my way to the spot. That's right y'all fuck a gun... I got gadgets!

Got to Broadway Joe's in Buffalo... As usual I was the first one there.
Went in and got all my props and shyt set up. Met the staff and all that jazz.
Loki da Trixta, Saga One and Mike Spice from Cypher Productions showed up soon after me.
The DJ's came in and set up their shyt... Now we wait for the crowd to show up.
Hit up the dopest sandwich spot. Had this chicken cheese steak that knocked me off my ass!
Mike Spice and Saga thought I was crazy because they gave me beef first and I was like... "Nah yo... I don't eat beef", but I just finished bragging aout the pulled pork sandwich in Vermont.
LOOK damit... I don't eat beef because I don't eat beef. It is not a religion thing.... It's a Tah thing! I do however indulge in the fine arts of porkometry, swine-ology and oinkanomics. And no I still don't smoke weed...Ha Ha! Here's your pancakes Bitchezzzz!!!!

Back to the scene of the crime...
The show was dope. Of course U know me... The captain of props and shyt. I walked in the spot askin for the CD player... Everyone was like "don't worry we got you Tah". I was like "OK". When they introduced me. There was no CD player to be found. What the Fuck man???They tried to play my shyt in Loki's Computer which froze up. Then they were like yo... go get your player from the car... The quickest way to lose a crowd is to have them waiting. So I said "Bunk Dat" (the ol' school heads know what I mean by that). I rocked it Acca-P style. No music. I gotta say... It was one of the best shows I've rocked. I freestyled with the crowd for like 10 minutes. Then I did Mic-101, then today, then more freestyle then I cut it short. U gotta know when to call it quits so that the crowd doesn't get bored. All in all I had a dope response. People bought CDs and I got filmed for a video show. Dopeness. We went to Lok's peeps crib and shacked out for the night.

May 12, 2006
Woke up on the couch and people were all over the place
cookin' and eatin and shyt. Craziness. There was a dog jumpin all over the place and shyt. We went for breakfast then it was back on the road for another 7 hours back to NYC.
I made it bac in time for Third Party's CD release party for their new alum "Separation of Powers". http://www.saywordentertainment.com peep them out!I was exhausted but I made it. The show was incredible. It was packed! I got invited to hit the MIC for a freestyle cypher at the end of the show. I ended up stage diving and being caught by Tranquil. I told y'all before... I love this dude. He is so spontaneous. I broke my ipod and lost my fountain pen during the jump but it was all worth it! Congrats third party!

More to come!